So here I am, in a hurry as usual... on my way to work on one of these darn country France roads which is barly big enough for two cars! I know that after this huge curve there is a bridge only big enough for one car (you can only see the other car when you get to the bridge)... So here I am, coming around the curve... here I go... and I see a huge white van on the side of the road next to the bridge... At first, distracted by the size of the van (every car here is so small) but then even more distracted by the man peeing behind the van into the creek (which happens to be the natural water supply for the village)! So of course I am not looking at the bridge! I am in shock that this man would not only be peeing in the open but into the creek!!
BEEEEEPPP!!!!!!
Oh NOOO!!! A CAR!!! CRASH!!!!
Lucky for me, I crashed into the guard rail and not the little black car with a too cute for his own good, little guy driving!
He stops. I reverse. He steps out of his car. I jump out of mine totally embarrassed . I'm unsure if he speaks english so the only thing I can do is say, "That stupid man was peeing" along with hand gestures of well, a man peeing!
Totally embarrassed! He was totally laughing and the look on the man peeings face was priceless! I hope he learned a lesson!!
I think anyone would have been distracted by that! hahaha! Glad you are ok and no one was hurt!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA!! I'm not sure which is funnier - the man peeing or remembering riding with you and being scared for my life! I'm also glad you are ok, though!
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